😂 Vegan Protein Memes

Because if one more person asks "but where do you get your protein?" we're going to need therapy. Scroll, laugh, share, repeat.

Vegan pointing at protein sources sign while someone asks where do you get your protein

🫠 The sign is RIGHT THERE. Beans. Lentils. Tofu. Tempeh. And yet, the question persists like a zombie that feeds on plant-based patience.

Restaurant only has salad for vegans meme

🥗 "We do have more salad!" Thanks. Revolutionary. What's next — a glass of water with a side of disappointment?

Person asks vegan so you eat grass with deadpan reaction

🌾 "So... you eat grass?" Yes, Brad. Exclusively grass. I graze in open fields at dawn. The cows and I carpool.

Family made something special for the vegan and it is steamed broccoli

🥦 "We made something SPECIAL for you!" *unveils a plate of unseasoned steamed broccoli* — The bar is underground and they brought a shovel.

Restaurant menu has 78 meat options and one sad salad for vegans

🥬 78 meat options. 1 vegan option: "Garden salad (remove cheese, dressing, croutons)." That'll be $16. Thanks for dining with us.

Them explaining their meat is ethical while vegan eats tofu confused

🧠 Them: 20-minute TED Talk on ethical meat sourcing. Me: silently eating tofu, wondering when I became a philosophy seminar audience.

Tell people you're vegan and suddenly everyone is a nutrition scientist

🔬 Mention being vegan ONE TIME and suddenly Dave from accounting has a PhD in nutritional biochemistry. Where was this energy during your last physical, Dave?

Friend says they could never be vegan then eats fries Oreos and guacamole

🍟 "I could NEVER be vegan." *proceeds to inhale fries, Oreos, and guac* — Congrats, you just ate three vegan foods in under a minute, champ.

Vegan showing up to BBQ with entire cooler of their own food

🧊 "You can totally come to the BBQ!" Translation: there will be ketchup. So now I roll up with a cooler that weighs more than the grill.

But where do you get your protein with a table full of plant protein sources

💪 Beans. Tofu. Lentils. Chickpeas. Nuts. Seeds. Soy. But sure, keep asking. I'll just be over here drowning in protein options.

People horrified reading gelatin ingredients

😱 "So it's made from... what part of the animal?" The moment non-vegans accidentally vegan-pill themselves reading ingredients.

Vegan detective investigating why plant-based product has beef extract

🕵️ "Plant-based" on the front. Beef extract on the back. Every vegan is a reluctant ingredient detective solving crimes nobody asked them to investigate.

🦃 One tofu. Ten carnivores. Zero mercy. The Thanksgiving sequel nobody asked for but every vegan lives through annually.

💥 *calmly mentions being vegan* — "AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY." Some people hear "I'm vegan" the way dogs hear a vacuum cleaner.

Lone veggie burger on grill surrounded by steaks

👑 The Chosen One. A lone veggie patty holding the line against an army of steaks. Respect the courage. Fear the grill marks.

Vegan FAQ every time someone finds out you're vegan

📋 Yes, protein. No, not even fish. Yes, I'm fine. At this point just laminate the FAQ and hand it out at parties.

😂 Vegan Protein Memes

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